Nowadays we worship at St Tesco
At first the neighbours seemed a little shocked
But then St Tesco’s doors are always open
Whereas St Cuthbert’s doors are always locked.

Pam Ayres: Radio 4 ‘Ayres on the Air’
The whole poem may be found at : https://shelliem.wordpress.com/2010/05/10/we-worship-at-st-tescos-by-pam-ayres/